Pokémon Bastard

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December 2012

1 post

November 2012

1 post

October 2012

3 posts

September 2012

4 posts

Vermillion City Is Full of Disgusting Perverts

So after defeating Misty, I moved on to Vermillion City. In my last update, some pervert showed me his OLD ROD, so my first impressions of this town were bad. Really bad. Still, I’m holding out hope because I’ve heard that there’s a Pokémon Fan Club nearby. Since I’ve been denied membership to Team Rocket, I might try to join up with them. I was greeted by this man: ...

August 2012

8 posts

Pokémon Bastard - New Kicks

Okay, so I completely shamed and humiliated that pervert idiot Brock. I was leaving town when I ran into this geek: It was a cool new pair of shoes that let me run! I don’t remember the running shoes from Red/Blue/Yellow. I thought I had to wait to get the bike to go fast. More precious than the bitchin’ shoes though, was a letter from home: Yeah, take THAT Real-Life Mom! You...

June 2012

1 post

Pokemon Bastard - Bringing the Ruckus

Sorry for the delay. Grinding in Pokémon is a bitch and I took a break to play that other Pokémon game I’ve been posting on here lately. The team so far: I think I’m ready. We’re ready, especially because Total Tude knows Vine Whip now. Let’s get this shit done. Suggested listening: Click Here. Brock says some really gross shit and leaves me no choice but to...

May 2012

14 posts