Okay, so I completely shamed and humiliated that pervert idiot Brock. I was leaving town when I ran into this geek:
It was a cool new pair of shoes that let me run! I don’t remember the running shoes from Red/Blue/Yellow. I thought I had to wait to get the bike to go fast. More precious than the bitchin’ shoes though, was a letter from home:
Yeah, take THAT Real-Life Mom! You said I’d never get anywhere playing Pokémon all day in my room instead of finishing college, but Video Game Mom lets me do whatever in the fuck I want AND I GOTTA CATCH EM ALL!!!!
Anyways, back to grinding. Gotta get ready for my next big battle.
Sorry for the delay. Grinding in Pokémon is a bitch and I took a break to play that other Pokémon game I’ve been posting on here lately.
The team so far:
I think I’m ready. We’re ready, especially because Total Tude knows Vine Whip now.
Let’s get this shit done. Suggested listening: Click Here.
Brock says some really gross shit and leaves me no choice but to completely trample his ass.
I kill both of Brock’s Pokémon easily with Total Tude. Each only takes two hits. I’m the Pokémon Champ of the day. Total Tude goes up two levels and learns Poison Something-or-Other and Sleepy-Peepy or something like that.
Now it’s back to more boring fucking grinding so I can go beat up Misty’s Pokémon. I remember this game being a lot more fun.