Vermillion City Is Full of Disgusting Perverts
So after defeating Misty, I moved on to Vermillion City. In my last update, some pervert showed me his OLD ROD, so my first impressions of this town were bad.
Still, I’m holding out hope because I’ve heard that there’s a Pokémon Fan Club nearby. Since I’ve been denied membership to Team Rocket, I might try to join up with them.
I was greeted by this man:
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Uh, yeah, sure. Rapidash. That fire-horse, right? Pretty cool…?
H-hey settle down, man. Oh God. J-just CHILL OUT!
YES YOU HAVE! I NEED TO GO NOW!!
Okay, so basically an old man just described what it feels like to fuck a horse and then he bought me a bicycle.
I cannot wait to leave Vermillion City forever.