Sorry I haven’t updated this lately but I caught a new Pokémon today.
Finally got to battle Lt. Surge. He was a pushover.
I earned these when I was a child, lost them, and recently repurchased them on eBay.
I am the Pokémon Bastard.
The questionnaire in the Pokèmarts is the only thing I like about this game.
I’m grinding everybody up to 20+ before boarding the S.S. Anne. Fuck this fucking game I hate it.
Hee hee!
Vermillion City Is Full of Disgusting Perverts
So after defeating Misty, I moved on to Vermillion City. In my last update, some pervert showed me his OLD ROD, so my first impressions of this town were bad.
Really bad.
Still, I’m holding out hope because I’ve heard that there’s a Pokémon Fan Club nearby. Since I’ve been denied membership to Team Rocket, I might try to join up with them.
I was greeted by this man:
Yeah, sure. Why not?
Uh, yeah, sure. Rapidash. That fire-horse, right? Pretty cool…?
H-hey settle down, man. Oh God. J-just CHILL OUT!
YES YOU HAVE! I NEED TO GO NOW!!
Okay, so basically an old man just described what it feels like to fuck a horse and then he bought me a bicycle.
Great.
I cannot wait to leave Vermillion City forever.
No I don’t want anything to do with this pervert’s OLD ROD!! Agh fuck this game!
Danzig and I are getting blazed before we go fight Misty.
Finally finished with Mount Fucking Moon. Jesus Christ that was horrible. God damned Zubats.
God damn it! I had my heart set on joining your gang you dick head!!
Sounds awesome. Are they recruiting??
Me and the Team are headed to Mount Fucking Moon.
